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DO let quotes inspire you.

DON'T think it will change your life. 

"Women might be able to fake orgasms-but men can fake whole relationships"-Sharon Stone

"If you chase it, it will run"-Anonymous

"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you"-Francoise Sagan

"I have found you need someone to love while you are looking for someone to love"-Shelagh Delaney

"Not every meaningful relationship has to last forever to be meaningful"-Unknown

"The only thing harder than being alone is being with the wrong person"-Unknown

"The trouble with relationships: people change and forget to tell each other"-Monica Piper

"A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows"-Monica Piper

"I rely on my personality for birth control"-Liz Winston

"Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge."-Ronny Shakes

"Girlfriends don't let girlfriends drink and take ugly men home"-Unknown

"If God wanted women to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor"-Joan Rivers

"Love is the answer, and while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions"-Woody Allen.

"Sex-the things that takes up the least amount of time and casues the most amount of trouble"-John Barrymore

"Is sex dirty? Only when its done right"-Woody Allen

"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime-that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones"-Cher

"No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along"-Joyce Brothers

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop"-Unknown

"Alcohol may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question"-Henry Mon

"Well behaved women rarely make history"-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"I drink to make other people more interesting"-George Jean Nathan

"Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a passionate woman inside it"-Unknown

"Don't spend your life as a pretty bitch...God will send you back nice and ugly"-Fritz

"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally"-Lillian Day

"You can cry, but don't let it stop you. Don't cry in one spot-cry as you continue to move"-Kina

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun"-Katharine Hepburn